Thursday, February 23, 2006

The Internationally Themed Haiku Post


United States of America
All nations, evil:
Democratic sexiness
Is at your doorstep!

Canada
We're NOT the U.S.
C, A, N, A, D, A, eh?
No opinions, please.


Switzerland
Keep us out of it!
We make bank accounts, not war.
...we'll sell you knives, though.

North Korea
Kim Jong Il, you're an
Ifinitessimal rogue!
Iran's nukes: better.

Taiwan
Cheap toys are made here.
...and we wish we were China.
We're China, you know.

Morocco
Nobody knows that
Western Sahara is ours!
Casablanca, too.

Japan
Kamakazee, yo'
Samarai, ninja power.
Where'd the coolness go?

...that's all for now. A shout out goes to my wife, who despite her claim that she does not read this blog took it into her own power to post a protest its recent lack of activity, which you can read below. My wife is perhaps the coolest person I know.